Bag of Dicks In a Gift Box
Imagine the thrill of receiving a small box in the mail… You open the box to reveal a curious present inside wrapped in beautiful paper and a perfectly tied bow.
And after carefully unwrapping the mysterious gift, you find a small bag of penis-shaped gummy candies and a note that reads in large block letters:
“EAT A BAG OF DICKS.”
- They will not know it’s from you – at all. End of story.
- We will send you the tracking number so that you can let out out an evil laugh when you know it has been delivered.
- Choose between our stock message, or add one of your own for $1
- Make sure you put in the shipping information who you want it sent to – they WILL NOT know who sent it to them
Choose between our stock message, or add one of your own for $1 – We’ll send you the tracking info when it’s sent muhahaha
This bag of gummy penises is a great way to tell your friends, family, loved ones or enemies to EAT A BAG OF DICKS – without them ever knowing it’s from you.
Sent completely anonymously with a massive note, this service will get your point across in a way that nobody will mistake.
**Make sure you put in the shipping information who you want it sent to – they WILL NOT know who sent it to them**
**Recipient and purchaser must be 18 years of age or older**
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