Do you want to personally tell Hillary Clinton to EAT A BAG OF DICKS? Well, now you can. Literally.
We will send a gift box filled with a perfectly tied bow and inside of it, a bag gummy shaped penises with a huge note that says “EAT A BAG OF DICKS.” to Hillary's official campaign office address… She is gonna HATE it.
And we are going to send you, the purchaser, the tracking number of the package we sent on your behalf so that you can let out an evil laugh when it is delivered. You will have proof that you personally pranked Hillary. It will be glorious.
… Yes, this is real. And yes, it's hilarious.