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Send a Bag of Dicks to Donald Trump

Do you want to personally tell Donald Trump to EAT A BAG OF DICKS? Well, now you can. Literally.

We will send a gift box filled with a perfectly tied bow and a bag gummy shaped penises with a huge note that says “EAT A BAG OF DICKS.” to Trumps official campaign office address… he is gonna HATE it.

And we are going to send you, the purchaser, the tracking number of the package we sent on your behalf so that you can let out an evil laugh when it is delivered. You will have proof that you personally pranked Trump. It will be glorious.

Donald Trump – 725 Fifth Avenue, New York, NY 10022

… Yes, this is real. And yes, it's hilarious.

$15.00 $10.00

Do you want to personally tell Donald Trump to EAT A BAG OF DICKS? Well, now you can.

We will send a gift box filled with bag gummy shaped penises and a huge note that says “EAT A BAG OF DICKS” to Trump’s official campaign office address.

And we are going to send you, the purchaser, the tracking number of the package we sent on your behalf so that you can let out an evil laugh when it is delivered. You will have proof that you personally pranked Trump. It will be glorious.

… Yes, this is real. And yes, it’s hilarious.

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